Little Red Riding Hood

1987, Age 5

I was always the wolf. I'd re-enact my favorite scene, usually making my grandmother be Little Red, and when it came down to "What big teeth you have!" I'd switch it up and say "to eat up that basket of goodies with!" (haha! I found myself very clever, at 5 years old). I remember always getting frustrated because Little Red would still shriek and run away, and I'd be like "no no! I just want the goodies! Don't run!" My grandma never seemed to get it. I think the idea of switching from the norm of the story, and perceived cleverness, really made this game for me. Now, how can I find a way to make a player feel astoundingly clever...