Thursday, February 4, 2010

Guerilla Warfare Barbie

1990, Age 8

Everyone goes through a phase in their childhood where they blow stuff up with fireworks, right? Right?!?! I'm not sure if this was a game so much as a very scientific study comparing the durability of Barbie dolls to that of the average G.I. Joe. My friends and I conducted a series of tests with bottle rockets and Roman candles. Barbie didn't have a chance. I believe we all knew this from the beginning, but there is a certain human fascination with destruction that drove us forward.

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